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LazyPurple: (blowing up two RED scouts with the Direct Hit) BANG! BANG! I LOVE YOU, SCOUT-B-GONE! and then immediately getting killed by a Mini-Sentry that he didn't notice until it shot him to death, which he can only describe as 'a slight miscalculation'.

The above line is immediately followed by LazyPurple making an incredibly well-thought-out play by waiting to rocket jump until he hears a nearby Heavy spin down, extending his rocket jump off a wall to slip past a Pyro without being burned, dropping down behind the enemy Medic, catching him by surprise and forcing him to pop his ÜberCharge to avoid certain death.

( dramatic screenshot of a Heavy, Engineer, and Scout surrounded by Japanese characters gets superimposed onto the screen) As long as you don't jump into any of these guys, you'll be all right.' But trust me, it only happens, like, uh, 80% of the time.

'Okay, so you might die while rocket-jumping.

This comes complete with a dramatic slow-mo of a rocket-jumping Soldier being shot to death by a Heavy (the exact same one he ran past in 'How it FEELS to Play Scout') as he attempts to contest a control point, while various Soldier quotes are spliced together to make him say 'Why are we still here? Just to suffer?'

LazyPurple eventually has to actually go into what can actually go wrong with rocket-jumping namely, abruptly getting filled with lead by a revved-up Heavy or a Sentry Gun as you fly directly into their line of sight.LazyPurple: I'm going for the Medic! Guys just hold on, trust me. ( as he's rocket jumping) 'WOO! Look at me go oh shit that is ALL the bad guys.' ( gets ventilated and lands with a thud in front of his teammates) 'Hey guys, good news! I found the enemy team!'.'Soldier, otherwise known as Jane Doe, also known as the Rocket Launcher/Shotgun Guy.'.How about the fact that an overly hammy national anthem of the United States plays in the background of most of the video?.

And then resuming his mindless screaming as he rocket jumps across the map and captures the point, winning the game for his team.

The opening clip features a Soldier screaming like a lunatic as he rushes the enemy team.

'How it FEELS to play Soldier.' It's exactly what you'd expect a video about the Soldier to be.

Or at least, not a competent one.' ( cue a Sniper trying to shoot through a window in their spawn)

'In casual games, the enemy team might not even have a Sniper.In organised Highlander matches, he notes that each team will have a competent spy (with a picture of said spy) and a competent sniper (with a frame saying 'scene missing').So all you Heavies out there, be sure to thank your Engineers for building these! Make sure they know it isn't going unappreciated- Wait, what the fu- HOLY SHIT! ( Image of a Heavy fused with a Teleporter with glowing red eyes explodes into view and dramatically vibrates) Heavy is slow and he needs Teleporters. LazyPurple: Lemme tell ya somethin', if Heavy could build his own Teleporters, he'd be 200% better! ( Animation of a Heavy doing exactly that as an Engineer looks on in confusion plays) Heavy + Teleporters = A SUPERIOR CLASS. Lazy also demonstrates how eating the Sandvich can leave you vulnerable, shown by him ambushing the BLU Heavy as he eats his Sandvich in the corner.'C'mon, Heavy, why can't you eat your sandvich underwater? YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!'.Cue a clip of Heavy shovelling sandviches into his mouth in a desperate attempt to stay alive. The Sandvich segment starts with a clip of a Heavy using his sandvich just as he comes into the line of fire of a mini-sentry.

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(Sniper gets riddled full of holes again while 'correct' jingle plays) Sniper: ( chuckles and makes an aside to the camera) You're makin' this so easy. LazyPurple: Let's see what you've learned: is this A) Not a good position to be in against a Heavy, or B) A good position to be in against a Heavy? (Sniper gets filled full of lead again as the hand drops him off a third time) LazyPurple: This is also not a good position to be in against a Heavy. (Sniper screams as he's shot by the Heavy and the hand carries him off, putting him in the same sort of situation again) LazyPurple: This is NOT a good position to be in against a Heavy. (a hand comes down and moves the Sniper directly in front of a Heavy with a revved-up minigun)

TF2 DEMOMAN NEW STICKY LAUNCHER HOW TO

LazyPurple: Yes, you, lad! I'm here to teach you how to position yourself against a Heavy.

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